Agnes Moffatt, Britain's firs rubber pensioner, has died at the age of 83.
Agnes shot to fame in the mid 90's whe she became the first and only person in the Country to undergo Vulcanisation.
In a revolutionary new surgical procedure her skin was removed and replaced by a latex rubber outer shell.
Tragically the surgeons forgot to provide Ages with an arse hole and she has spent the last 15 years slowly inflating to an incredible size.
She exploded peacefully in her sleep in the early hours of Saturday morning..Witnesses commented "You could smell the blast 47 miles away."
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RIP Agnes,
ReplyDeletefor she was a balloon of some magnitude...We could term her Pop Farts' greatest muse...
Shite in full flight as it were
What a way to go Riddle....
I'm almost envious.
A most informative passage about an absence of a back passage...
Ingrained in my phsyche for ever more
Plight of Shite
Poor Agnes
Luckily for her Brown is so in vogue just now, last decade that would have been termed an aesthetic disaster
Forgetful Heart aka PJ x