When you search the internet these days, you realise that some people seem to have far too much time on their hands.
Conspiracy theorists seem to have it in for many commercial products.
Following exhaustive searching, with nights of unfaltering web browsing, I have found Overwhelming evidence indicating that Lip Balm manufacturers are lacing their products with addictive substances, and the same Lip Balm companies are using the internet to refute these claims.
Lip Balms are habit forming and addictive, some of which contain ground up fibreglass and battery acid, acting as a pain reliever and a drying agent.
Most worrying are my findings relating to 'Chapstick' which I have found to probably contain Factor eight sunscreen, caustic soda and Sheeps wool.
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Yes..I wondered why after having chapped lips this winter I had a craving to drink the water out of my battery..Be careful of your life, sir..These lip balm companies will seek to protect their secret at any cost.Like your site..Funny
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