Combine the joy of reading your collection of 'Ahem!' magazines, with the pride of owning them in the most luxurious editions.
We all like to surround ourselves with beautiful and elegant things..Champagne, Antique oil paintings and wafer thin chocolates all stand as a testimony to our good taste and discernment.But, are you let down by your stash of 'Cough!' magazines?
Riddle Print Co, are proud to offer you the chance to own a pornographic library that would not be out of place in any Politicians home.
You only have to hold these volumes in your left hand to appreciate the artistry that goes into the creation of each one. From the supple leather spine, lavishly decorated in 24 carrat gold leaf, to the paper, specially milled at Riddle Towers to reduce porn glare, you'll experience the joy of gently leafing through this classic 'Ahem!' collection.
Please accept the first edition 'Bouncy' for the introductory offer price of £9.99 (normal price £49.99), and we at Riddle Print Co. will send you a classic title each week for your approval. Should you not be happy with any volume, simply return it to us and wait for the next edition to arrive...'Bouncy' is yours to 'Cough!' over whatever you decide.
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Let it not be said Riddles that Men cannot Multi Tax.
ReplyDeleteI rang up NHS Direct to check my matter of facts and feel you must post a Health Warning of the dangers of too much coughing making young boys go blind as is well cockumented in last months Lancet!
RNIB are stretched as it is, not to mention unmentionables being overstretched on receipt of your Pornographic Pubications....<----Insert a small chuckle here at that deliberately on purpose left out *L*.
I'm very nearly going to pretend to be for comic effect ashamed of you Riddles...You Pornifornicator Promoter...
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