YES..A VOTE FOR RIDDLEMAN MEANS:
10 SECONDS ADDED TO EVERY MINUTE. THATS AN EXTRA 4 FREE HOURS FOR EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE!
50p OFF FAGS!
MAINLAND BRITAIN TO BE RE-LOCATED NEAR THE BAHAMAS!
KENT TO BE DEMOLISHED AND REPLACED BY THE WORLDS LARGEST DRIVE THROUGH BROTHEL!
THE CONFISCATION OF RICHARD BRANSONS DRIVING LICENCE, FORCING HIM TO TRAVEL ON HIS OWN SHIT TRANSPORT!
SIMON COWELL TO BE BOOTED UP THE ARSE 14 TIMES A DAY ON NATIONAL TV!
OH, AND A FREE PEN!
RIDDLEMANIA
- RIDDLEMAN
- There are specific periods throughout history, where a tilt towards the mundane on the delicately balanced scales of entertainment, alerts a certain type of individual to act on behalf of insanity. The architect of such a mind altering experience, would not only require intellect and wit of a level dangerous to mortal men, but damn good looks and a fine dress sense to boot. A figurehead, a spokesman for the inspiration starved imaginations of the World, a charismatic Orator, but above all a humble man, without vanity. Enter stage left Riddleman... 'But then begins a journey in my head, to work my mind, when body's work expired. For then my thoughts from where I abide, intend a zealous pilgrimage' So, looking on darkness which only the blind do see...let the mundane become hilarity.
AMAZING..BUT SHITE!
Words infest my soul like the memories of decaying Stars. My words are the skin of thought, if you are in any doubt about the content of my dermis...its all amazing but quite, quite shite!
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