Thanks to meticulous planning, Royal consummations usually pass off without a hitch, but over the years there has been a few times when its not been 'Alright on the Royal Wedding Night'.
In 1981 it wasn't all plain sailing on Charles and Diana's big night aboard the Royal Yacht Britannia, when the Prince accidentally locked himself in the bathroom. The ceremony was delayed by three minutes while the then Arch Bishop of Canterbury, DR Robert Runcie kicked the door in.
King Henry The Eighth was so disappointed with the size of Anne of Cleve's cleavage, that he was unable to raise Pink Rod. The ceremony had to be postponed.
In his eagerness to consummate his marriage to Queen Victoria, in 1840, Prince Albert rushed the disrobing ceremony and caught the metal bolt fastened through his glans, on his zip. He spent the rest of the night with the Windsor Fire Brigade trying to free his manhood with a hacksaw!
Another of Henry The Eighth's six wedding nights went pear shaped in1536, when during the consummation of his marriage to Anne Boleyn, the hapless queen, who suffered terribly with flatulence, let rip with an almighty thunderous love puff...She was beheaded later that year.
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