DOCUMENTARY
Are You
A DAFT SLAPPER
aged 18-20, who fancies a free holiday?
Or a
PISSED BLOKE
aged 18-20, desperate for a shag?
We are an unimaginative TV production company currently auditioning for another so-called documentary about drunken twats, acting up to camera whilst on holiday. If you would be interested in appearing, please send a video of yourself getting drunk, being sick or lying in bed with a headache, to:
Arsehole Productions, 8th Floor, Pisspoor house, 73 Dross Lane London.
Are You
A DAFT SLAPPER
aged 18-20, who fancies a free holiday?
Or a
PISSED BLOKE
aged 18-20, desperate for a shag?
We are an unimaginative TV production company currently auditioning for another so-called documentary about drunken twats, acting up to camera whilst on holiday. If you would be interested in appearing, please send a video of yourself getting drunk, being sick or lying in bed with a headache, to:
Arsehole Productions, 8th Floor, Pisspoor house, 73 Dross Lane London.
I do believe that, given my antics of last night that i may well be qualified for this position and would like to apply. However, i am slightly older that the age you ask for, but i do look young.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks
Thingmajigg