Tupperware Viking

The quest for the dream holiday for lovers of practical, stylish and economical kitchen storage ends aboard the Tupperware Viking.
As you enter the twilight of your life, Twilight Years Cruise Co, present a once in a life time golden opportunity to sail on that luxury cruise you've always dreamed of, we invite you to shuffle aboard our magnificently converted Oil tanker for her maiden voyage around the Thames Estuary, whilst discovering new Worlds of Tupperware.

Your holiday begins at Hull docks, where you will be given a cup of tea, and a nice sit down. The staff and crew of the Tupperware Viking will be there to help you with the stairs when its time to board the floating three star hotel that is to be your home for the next two weeks.
You'll feel instantly at home in your cosy, windowless cabin, thoughtfully ensconced deep in the converted hull, close to the warmth and comforting drone of the engine room.

Time has little meaning aboard the Tupperware Viking. Your days are your own, whether you choose to spend them in one of the ships many themed tea rooms, or simply relaxing under a tarpaulin on the sleet deck, drinking in the magnificent vistas of the North sea. The ship has been specially designed with the mature passenger in mind. For instance, no matter where you are on board, you're never more than 50 metres away from a lavatory.
There is even a coroner on board to ensure that the death of a loved one, need not mean the end of your holiday. Burials at sea can be arranged with an absolute minimum of fuss and paperwork.

Each new dawn will bring a myriad of exciting tupperware activities to chose from. The ships tupperware shop is open 24 hours a day for the sale of your modular freezer-safe plastic requirements, at rock bottom prices. There's also a convenient trolley service, allowing you to buy tupperware in the comfort of your own cabin.

Book now before you die and fill in the coupon, enclosing £15,995.00.